no_lj_christine (no_lj_christine) wrote,
no_lj_christine
no_lj_christine

Fuck Rednecks, Let's talk about New Englanders

I hate forwarded emails, but this is the funniest thing I've read in a long time. This goes out to all my peeps from the 860. Miss you guys.


Forget Rednecks.....here is what Jeff Foxworthy has to say about
New Englanders...

If your local Dairy Queen is closed from September
through May, you live in New England.

If someone in a Home Depot store offers you
assistance and they don't w ork there, you live
in New England.

If you've worn shorts and a parka at the same
time, you live in New England.

If you've had a lengthy telephone conversation with
someone who dialed a wrong number, you live
in New England.

If "Vacation" means going anywhere south of New York
City for the weekend, you live in New England.

If you measure distance in hours, you live in New England.

If you know several people who have hit a deer more than
once, you live in New England.

If you have switched from "heat" to "A/C" in the same day
and back again, you live in New England.

If you can drive 75 mph through 2 feet of snow during a
raging blizzard without flinching, you live in New England.

If you install security lights on your house and garage,
but leave both unlocked, you live in New England.

If you carry jumpers in your car and your wife knows
how to use them, you live in New Engl and.

If you design your kid's Halloween costume to fit over
a snowsuit, you live in New England.

If the speed limit on the highway is 55 mph -- you're going
80 and everybody is passing you, you live in New England.

If driving is better in the winter because the potholes are
filled with snow, you live in New England.

If you know all 4 seasons: almost winter, winter, still
winter and road construction, you live in New England.

If you have more miles on your snow blower than your
car, you live in New England.

If you find 10 degrees "a little chilly", you live in New England.
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